Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but you went back in time and mistakenly hooked up with your own mom negating your existence and causing a paradox which ripped apart the fabric of time XD


I wish alchemy was real and I was a master of it.

Granted, You speak to animals: Though they don't understand you anymore then we do.

I wish, I could fold space an time...

 Granted, Space travel is as cheap as public transportation on earth.

 However, your packed into sardine like cans with 400 strangers, half drowned in olive oil and sweat, and shot at the next planet, from a very large slingshot, with impacting of the surface your only means of stopping.

 I wish i could view the other side of a black hole.

Granted, You can see the future..

 Though, the future see's you looking at it, an it sends a younger "Arnie" back to clean things up,
muttering,...Hasta-la-vista Baby!!

I wish,
 I could teach the world to sing,. in perfect harmony,... I'd like to hold it in my arms,..
 And keep it company.




I wonder if that, gets stuck in anyones heads, muhahahaha.


WR

Granted.

Fox Television pours all their resources into hiring the very best writers from around the globe and attracting Oscar-winning actors and actresses. Fox shows now bring viewers to heights of emotion never before seen in television viewing. The episodes make you laugh until it hurts, sob uncontrollably as you heart breaks, deeply contemplate the mysteries of life & human nature, rejoice in the hard-earned triumphs of the heroes, feel deep vindication in the vanquishing of the villians, and marvel at the revelations unfolded. 

The next series finale in the lineup becomes the most eagerly anticipated event in human history. As the finale approaches, modern life comes to a standstill as viewers prepare to watch the episodes leading up to it in groups, family gatherings, and converted movie theatres and stadiums. Every DVD version of previous seasons and episodes are sold out and unavailable to rent worldwide.

Across the globe, no one leaves the closest screen for fear of missing a thing before the final episode. Municipal and government services break down. Public transportation grinds to a halt. All flights are grounded. Emergency and health services are unavailable. Hundreds of thousands of the world's homeless, ill and elderly die from the lack of shelter, medicine and care.

After the finale, riots begin around the world, as different factions emerge between those who agreed with the way the series ended, and those who did not. Violence escalates and battle lines are drawn. Eventually, war erupts. the United States becomes the epitome of evil to the rest of the world, as it is the home of the media network that started it all.

The death toll rises into the millions over the next year as more countries become involved. Finally, on the eve of a new series finale, the nations of the world unite in a shocking pact to attack America on all fronts simultaneously. Nuclear weapons are unleashed from all points of the globe, and the United States (as well as parts of Mexico and Canada) is destroyed utterly.

The sudden changes this causes to global weather patterns unexpectedly spreads the radioactive fallout from the "dirty nukes" of the less industrialized nations around the world in short order. Within a few years, most of human life has perished from radiation poisoning, genetic mutation, or exposure - as a new ice age begins after the layers of dust and debris blown into the atmosphere have encircled the globe, cutting off the sun almost completely.

Within a decade, all life on Earth except the common cockroach has vanished.

But the cockroaches are happy: they have Twinkies to eat, and never liked Fox shows much to begin with.
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I wish I could learn things instantly from direct-to-brain downloading.

Granted. But Micro$oft and @pple file copyright infringement lawsuits against you and the judge rules they each get half of your brain.

I wish my wife would keep her promise and leave me already.

HA! Not gonna happen, I'm currently un-datable.


Granted. However, they decide they would like to see a nuclear winter and ...

I wish I hadn't started playing this game.